Sebenarnya, honestly, my mood on the -151 degrees on the scale 0 to 100.
But, remembered by my own promise to make a better blog and upload updatefully,
so, here i am, writing to post something happens today's life.
Nothing too special on my school today, just a bunch of hooker walking around with their fcukin face try to be unpolitely to their seniors.
But, who care with a bunch of biatch? My brain is too nice to be fill with them.
some story is happens after that.
Do you know "PAKET ATTACK"? Every kfc's addict must know this kind of stuff.
15.00 - 17.00 , work's day
* a crispy chicken wing (i suggest that you ask the staff to give you a bigger one, cause wing is the smaller part of chicken meat, however this is a cheap packet)
* one rice
* one coke (this is the best part of this packet, they have a drink!)
can you imagine all of that stuff combine on one packet for only Rp. 7000 ??
Oh GOD, that's such a food from world's heaven. Me and much of my friends are the member of attackdicted!
And today, me and rossy and savira and alodia and tyash, go to vira's house. Tyash continued on taxi to the thamrin hospital to visit her boyfriend, kahfi ladzuardi, who layed on tifus. We're plan to go with her but what can i say? I don't have any money cause i haven't ask to have my money to my dad, because this morning i went to the school on 6.27, instead my school starts on 6.30, and my home have about 2 km way to my school, so my dad was in a horrible because of my late, so, no money, yes cry.
Then we plan to go to kfc and have some 'attack'. But savira was sweating all over her body because of her last lesson today, badminton on p.e.
So, she roll over her house for a long time then take a bath, and that's already 16.15, after all, she finished on 16.37, we tried to find a bajaj, then we get it on five minutes. Dwima, where we get our kfc, is just about five minutes from vira's house, but some kind of metromini ruining our time by walk slowly. HUH! Come on guys, we don't have plenty of times!
After that, we arrives on dwima on 16.43, at least on my watch, i jump out bajaj, and offer them, my selves to run in chasing our attack before it's 17.00, fiuhh, on eskalator, i run up, try to make my fat feet keep run, and......
i fell down
okay, not a big fall. But enough to make mas-mas who works on some shop there laugh. And i just stay cool, try to keep look ahead, not to peep behind. Then i keep running to the third floor until i got my self in front of the counter of kfc and asking.
Gw : hah, hah, mas, hah, paket attack, hah, nya masih ada? Hah, hah,
mas mas kfc : masih, berapa mba?
Gw : hah, hah, (ngelirik ke arah jam di kfc, sial! Masih jam 16.45 ternyata) 4!
MMK : mau sup hangatnya mba?
Gw : (geleng geleng)
MMK : mungkin mau jadi member kfc, bisa dape..
Gw : (geleng geleng)
MMK : ada tambahan lainnya?
Gw : (geleng geleng)
MMK : oke mba, ditunggu sebentar ya.
Gw : (ngangguk ngangguk)
luckily, that kfc's guy talk like that, i thought that he will say,"oke mba, ini kfc, bukan uka uka bento, kami gapunya boneka senyum selalu yang palanya goyang goyang terus yang manis kayak mba (wakakakak beli beha di arab! Behaaraab!)"
V : haduh, jangan ngos ngos an gitu ah, malu malu in banget.
U : hahahahahaha, kan biar kayak di iklan! Menerjang badai demi sepotong chicken wing kfc, jreeng
V : wahahahahaha
and we ate together with some guess guess game,
(me, by mourin's guess)
guess 1 :
me : kenapa matahari tenggelam di barat?
Vira : yaa, soalnya di timur terbitnya,
me : salah.
Alo : yaa, yaa (i forgot what her answer is)
me : salah.
Rossy : ya emang udah begitulah adanya, tak usah diributkan lagi
me : yeh! Salah.
me : (no one asking the answer, but) Soalnya dia ga bisa berenang.
R,V,A : ha?
me : ya, dia ga bisa berenang, jadinya tenggelem.
R : ya, kenapa gitu? Trus kalo di utara timur selatan, bisa berenang?
guess 2 :
U : knapa air ujan jatohnya ke bawah?
A : ya emang gitu adanya.
V : masa ke atas?
O : ya dalam fisika ada yg namanya gravitasi (wooy! Who's dropping a brainiac suplemen to rossy's milk today??)
me : salah
me : (no one asking, again) soalnya kalo jatuhnya ke atas namanya air mancur.
R,V,A : ha!
guess 3 (alo)
A : eh, ada yg tau ga, tebakan, kenapa anak babi jalannya nunduk
V,R,U : karena ibunya babi, hallah, uda dari esde itu mah!
A : wah, hebat loh, gw aja baru tau.
krik krik
guess 4 (vira)
V : kenapa dinamakan nasi goreng?
U : kalo direbus namanya bubur.
R : karena digoreng?
A : digoreng?
V : salah
U,R,A : ?
V : karena laper
U : ahem.
guess 5 :
V : ini logika nih. Gimana caranya jalan maju 1 langkah, mundur 1 langkah dari sini nyampe ke wastafel?
O : ngelangkah trus muter muter pake tangan.
A : loncat loncat
V : salah lah, ga pake tangan.
O : ya ngelangkah aja!
V : dari sini ke wastafel! Gimana bisa?
O : bisa!
V : gmana?
O : yaa, BISA AJA!
V : yaah, mesti diperagain.
(rossy stand and take a step. Then jumping front once, and jumping back once, voila! She got on where she was. Moron.)
O : ya, biar vira seneng aje.
V : (stand up)
me : maju satu langkah, muter badan, mundur satu langkah muter lagi, lagi, lagi...
V : that's right baby! Uus doang nih yang pinter.
;p
then she jumping showing the way, turn, and turn, and turn again. Of course, me and my others moron follow her. We seems like peterpan's video klip, when distro be their models, the difference is we look more stupid.
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